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Wobbly-Headed Bob

Wobbly-Headed Bob appeared in the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic book. He exists in a different fictional universe and was essentially a separate one-page series within JTHM. Wobbly-Headed Bob is a depressed, conceited outcast with rodent-like features and a huge "freakishly overdeveloped" head. Bob believes himself to be the "ultimate being" as he is so smart, but is tortured by his own dark intelligence or the world's problems, and has an amazing knack for causing misery in everyone he meets. He meets cutesy, happy, ignorant, carefree characters. By showing them the horrifying reality which he perceives to be their life, Bob makes them miserable, often causing them to commit suicide, which he barely seems to notice.

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"Cursed with an

abnormally vast perception of this cruel reality. Trudging through levels of intense emotion no small minded creature could withstand. So it is no suprise that, most of all, there is pain in superiority. i suffer... *sob* ...because i am better."

i only have sympathy for your revolting stupidity.
If you actually believe your true intelligence is determined by some standerdized system, well, then you cant be THAT smart. the ability to quote memorized information is hardly worth such joy.
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